"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”
"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"
Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.
dont mess with my cat
i love it when people say things like ‘i can’t draw to save my life’ because it makes me think of someone holding them at gunpoint saying ‘ALRIGHT HERES A PENCIL I WANNA SEE SPONGEBOB IN 45 SECONDS OR UR GONE’
yes and i would fucking die do u know how hard spongebob is to draw melanie